“A Scientific Mishap”
WritingFix has a fun lesson–called A Scientific Mishap that was inspired by the picture book Dogzilla by Dav Pilkey.
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December 14th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
Dragorier
by Bob F., fifth grade writer
(Click on Bob’s name to see this author’s picture)
“Ooh, who turned on the A.C., and…what’s that glow? It’s coming from the lab. Aaaaah!”
“Dad,” I yelled.
Crash, crash, crash, smash, smash, pee-yew.
That doesn’t sound good. Oh man, the chemicals. This is bad. This is really, really bad.
“Bob, get in here. I need your help now.”
Oh, man. What should I do?
“Bob, now. Aaaaah!”
All right, that’s it. “I’m coming, Dad.” I ran towards the lab as fast as I could. I stopped at the doorway. “Dad,” I yelled, “where are you?”
I couldn’t see him because a thick fog-like substance had risen into the air. When it started to clear, I saw him.
“Dad!” I yelled, but something was wrong. He wasn’t moving. Oh, no. “Dad!” I yelled again, going over to him to get him out.
When he started coming to, he said, “Thanks, Bob. Now get out of here!” But I couldn’t because right there in front of me there was a dragon!
My Dad ran out of there as fast as he could. I couldn’t blame him. That dragon was pretty scary, but for some reason I was glued to the floor and couldn’t get up. When I started to get mobile, so did the dragon! The dragon charged straight for me, but stopped right in front of me.
Why had it stopped?
But as I looked up, I knew. There had been one—just one—chemical left, and the dragon had knocked over. The chemical fell. As the chemical hit the ground and broke, a green-blue smoke had risen. When the smoke started to clear, I saw the dragon fly away, but not before leaving me with one little present—I mean—a tooth in my leg.
As I pulled the tooth out, I saw a big hole in my leg, and the worst part was the smoke hadn’t completely cleared.
“Woo, I feel weird,” I said. As I reached up to touch my head, I felt something sharp. What …? Claws! When I looked back, I saw a tail and wings. “Oh, man,” I said as my glistening, silver-black dragon wings carried me up into the clouds, the wind rushing past my face.
The city was far below me now, so far below that the cars looked like ants. “This is bad.”
December 14th, 2007 at 1:36 pm
Turtlebird
by Mariah M., fifth grade writer
(Click on Mariah’s name to see this author’s picture)
This math class is so boring! I think I’m gonna take a nap.
* * * * * * * *
“What would you like to drink, miss?” the waiter asked me.
“A Sprite would be nice.”
“And for you, miss?” He turned to my mom, who happened to be wearing the new dress she bought.
“A Coke” she replied. There I sat with my Mom at the St. Bronk’s Restaurant for an evening of fun.
“So, how was school?” Mom eagerly asked me.
“Oh – fine,” I replied, as every kid would have said. At that moment, the waiter arrived to our table.
“Here you go,” he said. As he set our drinks to each of us in his cracked hands, I looked up to gaze at him, and when I did, he looked like he happened to be—curiously—proud. I wondered why. But anyway, the moment he left, I picked up the tall, damp glass filled with Sprite, and I tilted it upward to my glossy lips to drink its cool bubbly taste.
Forks and knives clicked against each other atop glistening eggshell platters, while families and couples talked among themselves. Waiters and waitresses walked back and forth from table to kitchen, as if they were lost in a maze, double checking for an exit. And last—but not least—steak, lobster, and butter filled the room and made my nose rise into the air. SSSWWWEEETTT!!!
Then all of a sudden, I felt wheezy. My eyes leveled out with the smooth table. I must be slouching, I thought to myself. I felt a breeze whiz by, on the top of my head. For the first time!!! I touched the top of my head a-a-and it felt gooey and icky, a-and smooth!!!! WITH NO HAIR!!!! My gorgeous hair!!!!!!
Meanwhile, I began to grow wings on my back, which happened to look hard (shell) and round (hexagons on the shell, and brown).
“Oh NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I-I’m a TURTLEBIRD!!!!!!
* * * * * * * *
“KATIE!!!KATIE!!!! Wake up!!! What is two to the second power multiplied by eight?”
“Uh…?” Oh great, that nap was such a waste of time!
December 14th, 2007 at 1:43 pm
Deus
by Josh M., fifth grade writer
(Click on Josh’s name to see a photo of this author)
My tiny paws gracefully moved over the rough mechanical tools like the eagle soaring over my laboratory. My eyes swiftly scanned the area while my paws rotated a large screw into its place. I touched my dry nose during my horrid panting from the complex Combine-a-Canine project I was doing.
As I felt the humid, hot air as I saw the lights blacken then go completely out. My pulse shot up as I nervously started walking towards my bill pile. I found my electricity bill that was due two days ago. As I had my back turned, I heard sharp high-pitch writing sound. As I turned around, I noticed a piece of paper, and MY INVENTION WAS GONE!!! The paper read:
I have taken your finished invention for myself and programmed it so it will only work only one more time…then explode.
Sincerely, Mr. Pussy Cat
A year later, I—Leodogo Dogvinchi—a complete scientist and inventor, was strolling along in the park, watching the puppies play. Only one cat was in sight, taking much interest in me.
Everyone started leaving when a funnel cloud came in sight. Then, the tomcat stopped me in my tracks. He backed me up to a tree, holding my Combine-a-Canine. Then it happened.
Mr. Pussy Cat tripped, making him pull the trigger. He must have forgotten that it was my invention and that it would work only one more time.
I started to hover as the machine exploded underneath me. I grew to the size of an elephant as I combined with the God Zeus. A lighting bolt appeared in my paw as that shape appeared on my forehead. I became Dues: the God of air.
You can find me during your next large lighting storm. Look at the largest thunderhead and you will see me throwing bolts at the ground.
February 19th, 2008 at 7:13 am
My cat swallowed my canary. Now, I have a catnary.
February 19th, 2008 at 11:52 am
Dora the explorer was flying on a plane. She was getting ready to go on a sea expodition, when her plane crashed!!!!!!!!!!!!!”AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!” Luckly she had scuba gear with her, and so she did not drown. Dora just said,”Why not just go on the expodition now?”
Spongebob was at home annoying Squidward. When he heard a big “BBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!” Spongebob was running around in shock. The plane clipped his pants right off. Spongebob saw a strange creature coming from the surface. He hide. The creature was Dora. She came up behind Spongebob and scared him.
When Dora scared Spongebob he screamed”WWWHHHHAAAAAA!!!” Dora asked Spongebob “Where are your pants?” Spongebob said “I don’t know.” Dora said, “Go get some from your house.” He said “My house got crushed by the plane crash.” Oh. Dora had a solution to the problem. She turned into a pair of pants. Spongebob went walking around Bikini Bottom showing off his pair of Dora pants. Everyone kept asking where he had gotten them and he said “They were made for me.” Everyone thought Spongebob was more stylish, and they appreciated him more. Spongebob’s new name was Spongebob Dorapants. As for Dora she lived the rest of her life as Spongebob’s pants.
February 19th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Kittystein
“Gosh!” said Prof. Kittystein, “it is so hot in here .” “Prof. Prodo please turn on the A.C.”
–30 Min. Later–
Hello my name is Prof. Kittystein. I’m a scientist at Louisiana State University. I study most on animals. My name tells you who I am. So I will tell you how my name came to be…
So one day I was working in my lab. What I was working on was a kitten with a very deadly animal disease called Goopalarmagis. And as all scientist do, I had a couple chemicals around my work station. It was all going good until I started to get a little cold. So I go to put my coat on and I knock over all the chemicals! Some of the chemicals fell on to the ground. When I go to clean it up, I slip and fall. As I’m falling, I knock the kitten down and it fell on top of me. When I hit the ground I passed out.
After my long nap, I got up and saw that the kitten was gone. I looked down to see if the kitten was down there and I saw that I had paws. I took off my shoes and I saw that I had more paws. The kitten had morphed into me. The chemicals and the coldness of the air had caused a chemical reaction. It caused the kitten and I to morph together.
So thats how my name came to be Prof. Kittystein. A scientist a Louisiana State University.
February 19th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
“Hello sweetheart”,I said to my snake Alice.”How was your day without me? I missed you so much!”
Since I had found Alice on the sidewalk by my house,I have been obsessed with snakes. I took her out of her cage and went to get a snack.”Hey Dad”I called as I got a snack from the pantry. “How was your day”?
“Good” said Dad. “I think I’ve finally got something going with that lizard project.” My dad had been working on a cure for some weird disease involving lizards.
“Cool can I see?”I said eagerly.
“Sure come on down to the lab.”I went down and found a lizard on my dad’s desk.”It’s so cute”. I went over there forgetting that Alice was on my shoulders. Alice slithered down my body and ate the lizard in one gulp.
“Oh no”my dad said. “That lizard was infested with chemicals.”
I looked at Alice and all of a sudden she bit me! I could feel the saliva burning my skin. Then I was shrinking. My head got small. My body became smooth and long. I looked at myself in a bottles reflection. I had the body of a lizard and the head of a snake. I was a snizard
February 20th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
MANGATOR
Alex has almost created a cure for cancer using alligator DNA. Years ago Alex worked for Genentech. During his time Genentech discovered DNA which is any various nucleic acids that are located especially
in cell nuclei and are the chemical basis of heredity. Alex has been trying to take the cancer out of the victim’s body and hold it in a tube injected with anti viruses, so he can hold the cancer for future study.
His friends are worried about him because he was holding a live alligator in his house. Alex doesn’t own a laboratory. Alex fought in the Vietnam War. In November 1965 he and 449 other Americans fought in a bloody battle. Alex was sent to a hospital in Ia Drang, because of an unexpected wound in his back.
From there he joined Genentech. Alex lived a life of hell ever since his wife left him. She said that if he didn’t give up that alligator she was going to give up him.
“Shut up”,he told himself as he feed the alligator. All I have to do is remove some blood from the monstrous reptile and inject it into a carrot that has already been injected with anticancer fluids but this isn’t the regular anticancer fluid. You could call it a magnet. This project was a little weird because I had to inject nitrogen fixation which is the changing of free nitrogen in the air into combined forms especially by bacteria in the soil and in roots. I thought this over 1000’s of times but if it could combine all of that in the air than why not in the body.
The point of this operation is to extract the cancer from the patients body. No more lung cancer or breast cancer happy people in a happy world. First the victim will eat the carrot or we might inject a liquid version of the carrot into the victim. Next we wait one hour before removing the substance from the victims body. But we have to test it. I am the only victim I can think of at the time that has cancer . I picked up the carrot that turned my life into a riot of pain and misery and with one swift move I ate the bliddy thing. I felt a burning in my stomach pain and anger shot through me like a bullet. I tried to scream but I couldn’t. I tasted the warm sweet taste of blood in my mouth I was going to be sick. Finally every thing stopped.
I stood up in front of my reflection in my mirror . I screamed out in horror as I saw what I have became
a mangator.
February 21st, 2008 at 7:29 am
Catoguin
One day I was deep,deep,deep in the jungle where nobody has ever been before. Every minuteit would get darker and I would get deeper. It was so dark you could’t see anything, all I could rely on was my flashlight, but I was determined to find a new species of animals! Oh,and what did I see a new species!!! I think it was a cat and a puinguin! I couldn;t see that well because it wasm so dark! I don’t if it was a cat or a puingun? I’ll call it a puingacat no, even better a catoguin!
So, I approached it carefully soi wouldn’t scare it ,because who knew how it reacted when it was frightened? Was it going to pounce on me , like a cat? I wante to catch it to show everybody what I have found! So I was still approaching it, I thought that maybe it’ll be scared if I approached it ,so i’ll get it to come to me if I had some food.
I know that cats and puinguins both like fish so I went to the lake!(thank godness I brought my finshing rod) so first fish reeled it upgot away, seconed fish reeled it up, man, not fast enough! Third fish reeled it up, GOT IT! So I went back to the catoguin it was still there! It was coming to me! GOT IT!!!! Now I can’t take it I would hat eto take it out of its habitat! So I let it go. I’ll alaways remember the day I saw a catoguin!
February 21st, 2008 at 7:44 am
Polarenguin
I had a dream I was on an airplane to Stanley, South America for a vacation. I was very excited to go to South America. I was listening to my MP3 the whole time we were on the plane. I smelled something really good. It came from the back of the plane. I followed the smell and I found all these cakes and took a bite out of a cake. I came back out, and I could not find any of my parents anywhere. We were flying away from Stanley and going farther south. I ran back to the cake “stash,” and began to cry. I felt the aircraft dip. OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! The airplane back door was opening and all the cakes began to fall from the sky and so was I.
When I landed I was not hurt at all because what I fell on was fluffy, white, and very, very cold. “OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!! I am in Antarctica!” I began screaming to see if any one can hear me. A penguin began following, and bit me. Then he left because he could tell I was not a fish. All of a sudden I felt like I was felling watched. Guess what I was by a POLAR BEAR. I began to run as fast as I could. I felt like I was a cheetah running to the prey. Then I realized I cannot out run a polar bear so I stopped. He caught up to me and took a small bite out of my leg, and he left.
I felt a little weird inside. I began to turn black and white the color of a penguin. I began to grow taller and taller like the polar bear I was getting chased by. For some reason I jumped into the freezing water and caught a fish in a snap. I finally noticed I was not a human any more. I was a POLARENGUIN. I now hate animals, and for the record this is the worst vacation.
February 21st, 2008 at 7:58 am
Babyzilla
Once apon a time, there was a mother with a new-born baby that lived in New York City. Her husband was a scientist working on a medicine to make very short people tall. The mother loved her baby, but she had no idea how to raise a child. She was clueless.
One day the mother wanted to feed the baby so she went to the fridge and tried to get the formula, but she was in a rush. So she accidentally grabbed the medicine and gave it to the baby. Once he drank it he started feeling dizzy. Then he started growing, and growing, and growing, until he crashed through the roof of the house! “ AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!,” screamed the mother. She had created a monster!
Then the baby started crying so loud you could hear it in California! The baby started crawling through the streets of New York City, stepping on buildings. He was so huge he thought the Empire State Building was a bottle so he tore it from the ground, and started sucking on it. Of course no milk came out, but it tasted bad, so he puked all over Broadway. He made a number two on Times Square. Then the mother came with the bottle that had the antidote that the father had created. So the baby went back to normal and everyone was happy. Except the parents who got sued for all the money the had.
The End
February 21st, 2008 at 8:08 am
CATKONG
One day in my lab, I was working on a Top Secret project called METV. METV is where you can go in the TV and play in movies for fun, but nobody can see you. They can only see you on the TV you went in. You only have an hour to spend ,so make it last.
In my lab I was working on it and it took me about a week, but it worked. When I was thinking about what I was going to do. My lazy cat walked in. I thought I should throw my cat in the TV. So I did. I saw him in the TV and he was getting attacked by King Kong. In an hour he came out of the TV.
It’s CATKONG . Its big and had big muscles. I ran to my chemicals and I took a chemical that would cure my cat. When I tried it, it worked. I told my friend all about it and he didn’t believe me. Since he didn’t believe me I told him to go into METV, and he did. He came out as Oompa Winfrey. Half Oompa loompa and half Oprah Winfrey.
February 21st, 2008 at 8:13 am
Octagirl
I’m waiting to dive in the cool blue water. I think of what I should explore today. I am a marine biologist. Finally I get to dive. I put my mask on and check my air. Now it’s time. As I dive the water is cool. It feels good. I see many fish. I start to go further off into the deep blue sea. The further I am away the bigger the fish are. Wow! I think that is a shark. Mabey I should keep my distance. After I got around that I stopped. I started to get a little nervous. Mabey I should go back to the boat. As I start to head back there is an octopus waiting for me.”This is rare,” I think to myself. I am not sure the dangers of this. I get close to it and BOOM! It happens. I can’t see a thing. I feel weird. I don’t know whats happening. “Captain,” I call. No answer. “Captain, somebody.” Still no answer. All of a sudden I black out. A few minutes gone by, I awake with a terrible headache. I also have four more legs and a huge head. “Don’t freak out. In a little bit someone will come looking for me and I will wake up from this crazy dream. “Wake up.” I slap my face. Nothing happens. I think I am an octopus. I did in fact turn into octogirl that day. Half girl, half octopus. I should have never gone this far.
February 21st, 2008 at 8:20 am
Crocogater
It was the day of Max’s birthday when he was wondering around when he found a small lake. It was a hot day so he went for a swim.
–30 Min. Later–
Max finally got out of the lake. Then he felt all weird and looked at himself. AAAAHHHH!!!! I’m a crocogater At first Max didn’t know what to do. “If I show up to the party as a crocogator than everyone would be frightened,but if I don’t show up than everyone would be all weirded out.” “Now sometimes I wish that my birthday was never so hot all the time.” –30 Min. Later–
The Max friend,Bob was coming swimming in the nearby pond. Now, Max started getting the the instincts of a crocodile and an alligator. Once Bob got into the pond the Max started to crept slowly toward Bob when out of no where “SSSSSSNNNNNNAAAAAAPPPPPP!!!!!!,” the crocogater bit his friends head off. So now Max has to live the rest of his life as a crocogater knowing that he bit his own friends head off.
February 21st, 2008 at 8:21 am
Kadogaroo
One day I was exploring a place no one has ever been to. All the sudden I hear a crash, boom, bang!!!! I run to where the sound is coming from….. I see a little cabin. Then I hear a crash again so I run inside the cabin.
When I get in the cabin I see an old man lying on the ground and something huge towering over him. I run to help him but the thing turns around and leaps over me! I duck and see a glance of what it looks like “What was that?” I asked the man. “It’s a Kadogaroo and it’s on the loose!!!!!”
As I help him up he says “We have to catch it or everyone’s in danger!” We ran out of his cabin (which is now destroyed) and go look for the Kadogaroo. We follow its paw prints all the way to the village, and all the sudden his paw prints stopped. We run to the first local we see. He told us they had caged the Kadogaroo. We asked him where? He said the middle of town.
We got there as fast as we could just in time to see them about to slay the Kadogaroo. The sciencetist quickly ran to the mayor and whispered something in his ear. All the sudden I see the sciencetist take something out of his picket and shoot the Kadogaroo. It screams. The creature starts to get smaller and smaller and a puff of smoke appears and when it clears all I see is a dog and a kangaroo. Man that was an exciting day.
February 21st, 2008 at 10:00 am
Dingaroo
July 18, 1973, Dr. Hasblazen was expirementing with some very dangerous chemicals. With him was his lab assistant Dr. Lola Williamson and his two pets: Dash, who was a dingo and Jumpy, who was a kangaroo. Dr. Hasblazen was trying figure out a cure for chicken pox with a chemical called Dexros Mextros when he snezzed into the vile of Dextros Mextros! All of a sudden the chemical blew up and an orange-ish blue-ish fog appered.
“AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!” Dr. Lola Williamson screamed as she ran out of the building. The fog started to move in towards Dr. Hasblazen. “I must figure out how to stop this fog who knows what it could do!” he shouted. He covered his mouth and ran out of the lab, luckily the fog didn’t harm him at all.
Unfortunatley Dash and Jumpy were still inside the lab! The fog started to move in towards them. Dash and Jumpy ran around in circles trying to get out of the lab but it was to late the fog had gotten to them! Then Dash ran into Jumpy, the were some how stuck together and the couldn’t pull apart! The slowly and strangly morphed together. They were combined into an odd looking animal. The new animal made a fierce and loud roar.
Dr. Hasblazen and Dr. Lola Williamson were safely away from the lab but then they heard a loud roar coming from the lab they remembered that Dash and Jumpy were still in the lab! Without saying anything thequickly ran back to the lab. When they arrived at the lab Dr. Hasblazen opened the door and noticed most of the orange-ish blue-ish fog had disapeered. Then out of the darkness a monsterous creature appeered! “Oh Dash, Jumpy what have I done!” Dr. Hasblazen shouted. For he had created….. Dingaroo.
February 21st, 2008 at 10:13 am
THE
PIGOSTER
Once there was a big, fat selfish pig that was really full of him self, he was from the beautiful France. And there was a roster that was from France too, but unlike the pig the roster was very humble, and didn’t think much of himself. But instead of being in France they were both on vacation in the magnificent country of Italy! At the time the pig named Poy-chey,(poy-zhay), and the roster named Harrold,(hair-old), did not know each other.
They both just happened to be on tour of the Leaning Tour of Pizza, and all of a sudden out of no where there was a giant earthquake, but the big fat Poy-Chey was to busy eaten his hamburger didn’t notice that there was an earthquake, but on the other hand Harrold , who was always on the tip of his toes did. Harrold was so nervous instead of running to the door he ran right into Poy-chey, right when he was getting ready to take a big bite of his hamburger! Then, Poy-chey accidentally ate Harrold! After he mad e a humongous burp and the said, “taste life chicken.” Then, FINNALLY he realized that there was an earthquake, and grabbed his bureau that he had bought that day and ran all the way home, only stopping for a corn dog.
The next morning when he woke up he put this arms behind his back so that he would look sophisticated and just starred at him and his bureau. After he was finished when he turned around he noticed his tail, it was not pink, nor was it curly. He had the tail of Harrold, than he also had the arms of Harrold. But he did not find it threatening, not threatening at all as a matter of fact he thought it made him look good. So he went to go eat some Escargot, or raw snails.
February 21st, 2008 at 10:16 am
PANTHAROO
I was walking through the rare Chicken Fly jungle where kangaroos and other fierce animals romed around. It was getting darker by the minute. I was walking around and all of the sudden, I heard some noises. I was walking toward it trying to make a new dicovery. I looked down and saw a black panther feasting on a kangaroo. I almost screamed flyingfadoodles, but I knew I would scare the whiskers out of it. I backed up about seven steps, and hoped that it wouldn’t see me. Now I started to wait, but I waited too long because now it was dark and I couldn’t see at all. I took a few steps forward, and then I stepped on something. One second later I heard a loud hissssssss! Then five more seconds later I had been knocked out. I don’t know what had happened, but knew I was severely injured. Luckily some other scientist walked by and found me. “I hope they know what to do,” I said to myself.
The next day I woke up in a hospital with a broken liver and stitches in three different places. The nurse said “ Mr. Dexter, you were attacked by that panther you had seen.” “ You got it all angry because you stepped on its tail.” Then I said, “ no wonder why it came after me like a jackrabbit that had coffee.” I asked the nurse if I would be okay, and she said I would as long as I dont look at the moon. I said, “ why does it matter if I look at the moon or not?” She said “ the panther was eating a kangaroo when it bit you. So it might make changes in your DNA.”
When I got home, I saw a light inside of my room. I thought it was those dingleberry kids again, so I decided to go and take a look. I found out where it was coming from, and it was the moon. It was so beautiful that I couldn’t stop looking at it. All of the sudden, I started getting a great deal of pain, black fur growing out of me, getting very sharp teeth and claws, and a long black tail. I said “what in the cadoodle happened?!” Seconds later more pain was coming, I was growing ginormus feet, really long ears, and a big pouch. I wondered how this had happened. Then I thought back. The panther that had attacked me was eating a kangaroo. And the nurse said it could effect my DNA if I looked at the moon, and thats’s what happened. I decided to go back into the forest and see if I would fit in. I had walked passed at least thirty different animals and all of them had ran off. Then, I found a heard of panthers. I tried to meow, and they all ran off. Then I said, “next time i’m going to take someone’s advice when they tell me i’m ugly.”
February 21st, 2008 at 10:18 am
Catasuarus
In my lab I was making potions and my workers just found a dinosaur egg. So we were trying to get him to get him to hatch,but just when I was about to hatch it, it happened. My cat jumped into the potion, I knocked out. Then when I woke up I saw it , and called it Catasaurus .Its meow could tear down buildings , its paws were as big as cars, its head was as big as a monster truck.
It tore down my house and ran for the city. I tried to stop it but it would not stop. Next thing I knew it leaped on top of buildings. It was a matter of time before it got hungry. So I prepared for it. I knew that everyone was counting on me. So I went to my lab.
About an hour later swat teams, cops, and even the army was there but Catasaurus would not give up. Finally he got hungry. He ran after us to eat us he swallowed tanks whole . Then he got thirsty so I got a giant bowl and filled it with the reversing potion, it worked. My cat was back and so was the dinosaur egg. Everything was back to normal or was it……
February 21st, 2008 at 10:19 am
Shoeranah
One day I was fishing with my dad, I caught a piranha! I was so excited, but my dad was making me throw everything I caught back in the water. I really wanted to keep it so I stuck it in my shoe, I was little, I didn’t know better. My dad saw it hanging out of my shoe but he got so mad at me that he completely forgot about it, and so did I. when I got home I threw my shoes in the back of my closet with the piranha still in it. I never wore those shoes again until a few months later when I remembered about the piranha. I went into my closet to find them but I only found one. The other was missing, the one with the piranha in it. Then all of the sudden I felt a tap on my back, I turned around and nothing was there I thought it was just my imagination. The doorbell rang and when I answered the door my friend Margaret was there. She came in and went in my room while I got snacks for us. Then I heard Margaret scream and I ran into my room. She was standing on my bed whimpering and pointing down to under my bed I went and looked to see what was there. I saw the most amazing thing that I ever saw it was a shoe with sharp teeth a face a water bubble around it. When I told Margaret what happened on my fishing trip she stated to calm down, well not really.
We went to the lake and set it free. Now once a week we go to visit the shoeranha at the lake.
After a few years Margaret and I were doing an experiment with a porcupine but that’s another story.
February 22nd, 2008 at 6:50 am
“Uh…” I sat there in art class in the middle of winter thinking pf what I should draw. “What’s up?” asked Sevulle. Sevulle was riding in on his skateboard wearing only gym shorts and a short sleeve shirt. He’s been my friend since pre-school. Our parents work together at the 7-Eleven across the street from my house. Sevulle’s parents and my parents bought the 7-Eleven building as soon as we moved in.
“Be quiet, Sam!” Ashley whispered to Sevulle. “Actually, Ash, my name is Sevulle!” He answered smartly. Most people get us confused because of the light brown hair. Sev and I left art class and walked a couple of blocks to the 7-Eleven. When we entered we sat down at the counter. “How was art class?” Dad asked from behind the counter. “Boring, as usual,” I replied in a tired tone. “Well, did you draw anything?” Dad was leaning over the counter staring me down. “Sort of,” I said, reaching in to my book sack.
“When I found what I was looking for, I held it up for my dad to see. “It’s a….a gopher,” and when I said that, Sevulle was on the floor with his hands over his face. My dad asked my mom, “How much are we paying for the classes?” On the floor, Sevulle was still out of control. “Let’s go, Sevulle,” I said firmly. He immediately got up, and we left the convenience store, leaving the drawing of a Viking gopher inside.
That night, I couldn’t get to sleep. My mouth seemed dry, so I climbed down the spiral staircase and walked to the kitchen to get glass water. CLUNK! I quickly looked out the window to see what was going on. “AWESOME!” I heard Sevulle yell. I ran out the door to see Sevulle gaping at a three foot, six inch, 3D version of my gopher! He was pushing over trash cans with Sevulle supervising. He had the same reddish-brown fur and the gold Viking’s helmet with worn-down horns. “What’d you-““Nothing, I swear!” he said suspiciously? “How’d it-““No idea…”
“Amazing…” I stood there standing with utter shock on my face. “Let’s take him to my room,” I suggested. We took the gopher in to my house and up to my room. We decided his name was Vipher and my parents never found out. And that is how my pet Vipher came to be.
February 22nd, 2008 at 7:07 am
The Gorpig
Traveling through the great Amazon rain forest with my guide we both come to a hault. He tells me its the deepest we can go into the forset.But, im determined to keep going. Its starting to get dark out here, he tells me, its not safe.Before leaving he gave me a spray with a chemical inside it. He told me its if im in danger, just to spray the animal and though it wont harm the animal it will make him fall into a deep sleep for two hours.After that he said farewell and left me.
Continuing on into the forest, i hear a crack. Trying to ignore this i continue on. But, i hear it again crack,crack,snap.I looked into the distance and i see a faint outline of something huge.Takeing more steps, i shined my flashlight towards it and see a monstoraus creature with blck fur on his face and on his legs. It had a light pink back and a little pink tail. It looked less harmless as i watched it stare back at me. I thought to myself what kind of species is this? I thought about it again and came up with two things a gorilla mixed with a pig. i decided i would call it a gorpig.
Though i knew i was going to have to spray it, i still felt bad about it.But, i ended up doing it anyway. The gorpig slowly fell to the ground. Minutes later i sat next to it to study it. I discovered that i found a new species! As two hours went by it started to wake up. When he did he gazed up at me and snorted three times. I felt a shooting pain up my leg and i colapsed onto the wet soil of the forest. I saw the gorpig run away. I fell fast into a deep sleep, later when i woke up i struggled to get up. My leg was still in pain. I looked down to see what was wrong to find that the gorpig had bitten me. Looking at my arms i noticed I was black and furry. I had suddenly turned into a gorpig.
February 22nd, 2008 at 8:50 am
The Flo pine
It was a dark stormy night on my birthday, and I was working. I work at The National
Lab Of Scientific Experiments, in Park view, New York. My lab partners name is Caroline.
She has been working with me for 5 years. Tonight I was working by myself performing
experiments with a porcupine. Over in a different area I was working with potions and
chemicals. The doorbell rang about seven minutes after eight. I put the porcupine back in her cage and headed towards the door.
Caroline was standing in the doorway sopping wet with a five year old boy in her arms.
“Come on in”, I said. “This in Nick,”Caroline said as she was hanging up her coat. “ My brother is in town visiting with his family and they decided to go out to eat I told them I had to work and they asked if I could bring Nick along.”
Caroline and I were busy at work by 8:30. Then, the doorbell rang again, “I’ve got it”, said Caroline as she hurried out the door. Then I heard voices traveling down the hall. The doors flung open and I saw my sister Amanda with a big bouquet of flowers. “Happy Birthday,” she said. I hugged her, then I put the flowers in a vase and filled it with water.
I put it in my work space and we headed of f to the kitchen for dinner. As we headed towards the door to say bye to Amanda, I noticed that Nick wasn’t here. “Oh No!” I said where is Nick? I dashed down the hallway with Amanda and Caroline not far behind. I was not far from our lab only a little farther to the kitchen. As I ran I thought of all the things Nick could be doing while he was in the kitchen with no supervision, spilling everything and messing with things that he shouldn’t be. I ran by the doorway to the lab and heard something fall I stopped suddenly. Amanda ran into me and Caroline ran into her as we all tumbled to the floor like dominoes.
I walked into the lab and found the porcupine out of her cage and I knew that Nick was no longer in the kitchen, he was in the lab! The porcupine had sprouted about 9 flowers on its back, and It smelled like roses. I was excited and worried at the same time. I put the porcupine back in her cage and made sure I put the key in my pocket. I sat down at my desk and laid my head on the table. “Flo pine” said Nick in his small squeaky voice. At this point I didn’t care about what Nick did, I only cared about that I probably couldn’t change the porcupine back to normal. Caroline rushed over to Nick knelt down and said “Nick what did you do?”
February 25th, 2008 at 9:14 am
Ter-Maw
Hello, my name is Professor Gilbert Mc Raison Bran. I study the city of Termitetopia. If you’re wondering, they’re termites. You see, there is a strange creature in Termitetopia. No one knows where it came from. Some termites say it feel from the sky, and others say it jumped out of a black hole.
But only I know the real story….
I was in my lab trying to morph a termite, into a wiener dog. Right when I was about to start my experiment, my crazy grandma, who is 408, picked up the termite and ate it!!
“Grandma,” I said, “You just ate my test subject!!” “Oh”, said my grandma, “I thought it was a banana!!” “A banana!?” Then, a strange thing happened….she started growing antennas!! Before I knew it, she had turned into a termite herself!
What was I going to do? I finally decided to put her in Termitetopia, with the other termites. There, they gave her a name….Ter-maw!! She became very well-known and happy in the termite society. Still, not one termite found out where she came from….
February 25th, 2008 at 9:30 am
Blue-footed Grand-poobie
A grandpa had a pet blue-footed boobie, and was taking it for a walk. Coming up on his left was a HUGE puddle of rancid French-fry oil. He accidentally stumbled on a piece of concrete into the oil, dragging his bird with him. The French-fry oil turned out to have large amounts of sewer water, unidentifiable waste, and pink highlighter ink. Grandpa tried to get up, but the odor from the oil was making him dizzy, and the waste was making his whole body sting. He and his blue- footed boobie had to get help.
When Grandpa woke up from his week-long sleep, he was in a strait jacket. Some ER doctors had put him in a padded room with bright lights and no windows. He looked through his inch-thick glasses at one bird foot and one human foot! His boobie’s head was attached to his shoulder, and Grandpa had long, thin feathers growing out of his once bald head. He even had feathers growing out of his ears! After ten minutes of wondering how this could have happened, he finally figured it out: when he fell into the Puddle O’ Stuff, he and his boobie must have morphed together to form a Blue-footed Grand-poobie!!!
The next day, some nurses came into his padded room carrying a very large pitcher full of what looked like brownies, spaghetti , chicken, broccoli, and milk, all mixed together to look like vomit. “Open up!” barked a fat nurse. Grand-poobie’s eyes widened, but he opened his mouth anyway. Another nurse walked behind him to hold his head still. The nurse with the pitcher poured the goop into Grand-poobie’s toothless mouth. A third nurse fed some birdseed to his other head,and Grand-poobie thought that this was the worst day of his life.
***
A month later, the doctors finally let him out of his strait jacket, and Grand-poobie could go home. But before he could go out in his wheelchair, a scientist named Professor Hubert Farnsworth sprinted up behind him and said,”Dink ‘dis befaw joo gaw!”
He pulled a beaker from his pocket. “OK,” Grand-poobie wheezed, and he gulped an orangey-pink, creamy liquid that tasted like ranch dressing. POOF!! BANG!! Grand-poobie could fly! (The BANG!! was his wheelchair being knocked out from under him.) He could smell fresh air. He was seventy-three again! He would begin his new life as a super-hero, saving kittens from trees! He was SUPER BLUE-FOOTED GRAND-POOBIE!!
The End
February 25th, 2008 at 9:33 am
Chocizzas
One day I was walking home with my friends from school .I invited them to have a sleepover at my house .My best friends Sarah and Barbara [the popular girls] said,”Madison you always have exciting sleepovers.”Then I said,”I know.”Then they went on my house was on the next turn. After that I saw my house>I heard some one saying my name, it was a very familiar voice. It was on the tip of my tongue but I just couldn’t spit it out!The all of a sudden I fainted in the middle of the road. When I woke up I felt a slit breeze. I looked up I was safe at home on my coach. My Mom said,”the neighbors found you in the middle of street , What where you thinking ,you could have been killed ! But I am still glad that you didn’t.
It was about a hour later when I got the house set up for my awesome sleepover! All of my friends love chocolate and pizza, so thats pretty much what we had out for all the girl’s. Then I said ,”mom maybe we should cancel.”Then my mom said,” NO,we not cancel especially after all this work!”So that was it I had to have the party. Barbara and Sarah are like my sisters so,they just barged in like it was there own house!They even call my mom,mom. Some of my other friends came over a few minutes after they did. Then we watched movies and ate every thing [pretty much].The rest of my friends went home but Barbara and Sarah slept over. We woke up around 3:00am hearing very strange noises. Sarah said ,”maybe it a lion, tiger, bear ,monkey ,or it could just be superman coming to save us!”The Barbara said,”it not going to be a lion, tiger, bear, or monkey!”Then Sarah said,”well I guess its just superman.”After that I said,” y’all are both dummies!”
All of a sudden this breeze came out of no wear and we fell down and landed on are butts!Then I realized that was the same breeze I felt when I was laying on the coach. Then we heard creepy noises from the attic. My little brother is a evil genius and he is always down there doing experiments. All of a sudden the door opened, we started going down the attic stars and the we heard my brother say or you could say yelled ,
“mmmmmmmmmmuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!I knew you girls would come down hear tonight! I am going to do an evil experiment on y’all! I am going to turn y’all into chocizzas .That was the last thing you heard of them.
February 25th, 2008 at 9:41 am
Octaphin
It was a beautiful summer day in Hawaii when the Block family decided to go swimming in the ocean. They had one daughter named Samantha. Her parents stayed on the beach while she swam into the ocean.
All of a sudden Samantha’s parents heard, “Ahhhhhh, What is that?” They knew it was Samantha. They swam out and saw the most disgusting creature! It was an an …….an Octaphin!!!
They captured the Octaphin and brought it to a marine biologist. The marine biologist said, “I know exactly what this is! I’ve heard about it on the news. The president’s official veterinarian was trying to cure a dolphin in the president’s top secret lab, and ….well, this happened!”
“So they let it loose in the ocean?” Samantha said in a sarcastic tone.
“Yes!” said the marine biologist.
“How can we fix it?” Samantha asked.
“Well, I know of one thing that will work, but it might be a little painful, because of the tentacles sucking your hand. Samantha you have to take the tentacles of the octopus and wrap them around the fin of the dolphin.” said the marine biologist.
So Samantha did as the marine biologist said. It worked!!! Samantha’s family released the octopus and dolphin in the ocean. The president awarded Samantha’s family with $150,000 and the marine biologist with $155,000.
February 25th, 2008 at 9:47 am
Cheephan
Im sitting in my lab wondering what my silly mind is going to think of today.”I’m clueless” I say to myself, soI call Madison. “Madi” I say. “Yah Barbzie.” she says. “I have no clue what im supposed to do today.”“Oh realy.”
“Yeah.””Well I can come over and help if you want.” “Yeah that would be great!””Okay.”(Five minutes later) “Honey?” My mom calls. “Yeah” I say. “Madison’s at the door.” “Okay.” So I open the door and we head down to the lab. “Lets got to work.” We say.
So Madi and I think and think untel madi blurts out “I’ve got it!””What?” I say. “We can see what the difference is between a dolphan and a cheetah.” “Okay.”So as we are finding our info on our decited animals Madison says “oopsies.” “What….” I say worried yet curious. “Umm I kinda sorta printed a lab, and its not exactly what we were looking for.”We looked over it and we thought it was all right so we tried it.
The lab invalved drinking a liquid that would let us see how a cheetah and a dolphan lived. Our method for getting ready invalved me asking for the ingreedants and Madison was handing the to me. Thats what we did. “There!” she said “Weve got the liquid ready.” We drank the liquid and it worked. We saw how life as for a cheetah and a dolphan. Everything went great. After we had done our experement we began to clean up after our selves. As we were putting up the ingreedants we realized something wasent right. “Madi?” I said. “Yeah?”she replied. “Do you feal any…different…? “No why?” “Because…wait um madi when I asked you for the turbulant you gave me dolphan food.” “Uh-oh.” “What?” “Barbzie you have a tail!” (I started to hesitate). “A-a-and Madi you have a fin!” “Ahhhh!” We diddint know what to do. What if we were stuck like this forever! But the before you know it I woke up… Confused I gently woke up madison. “ By any chance did you have a dream?” “ Yeah about cheetah’s and dolphans and we turned into cheephans!” “ Realy me to.” “So it was all a dream?” “Yeah thank you!” “Lets go get something to calm us down.” “Yeah lets go.”
February 26th, 2008 at 6:53 am
Liger
When I got home from school one day I was playing around in my lab. I didn’t have the labels on the formulas. So when I compared green and blue it gave me a enormous lion+tiger= Liger. Later that night I tried keeping the beast away from my parents. I thought of an idea of how to keep an eye on him while I sleep a surveillance camera. When I finally got to sleep I heard a loud clash,clatter,bang, and then Booooooooooooommmmmmmm!!!!! When I woke up I glanced at my camera and I see a cage torn into pieces. The worst of all is there was no liger. I got up threw on some clothes and went after him.
When I caught up with him in the garage he was chewing up my brand new bike. I needed something to defend myself with in case he tries to attack me. I saw my baseball bat in the corner I ran to go get it. I ran back to my room to get my golf club when I passed by my lab I saw one last formula it must have survived the crash last night. I went and grabbed it it was the Magical Transportation formula. It means the thing that you give the potion to will disappear to a random country other than yours. I needed to think of a way to get the liger to eat the formula. I figured out a way I’ll get a doggy treat and put some of the formula on it. Then I gave it to him. He swallowed it whole. Then he magically started to disappear then……… BAAAAAMMMMM!!!!!! he was gone. My parents came rushing to see what was the matter. I told them I was sleep walking and ran into the garage shelf. They just told me to go back to bed.
February 26th, 2008 at 7:41 am
Donkey
Once I was playing outside when I saw a monkey. I decided to keep the monkey, so I got my dog’s old collar and put it on him. I named him Boots because he always stole people’s boots. Boots was mischievous and always got into trouble.
My little brother was messing with Boot’s and Scruffy’s (my dog) water bowl once until it was green and bubbling. He put everything you can think of in there. He put chlorine (for the pool), shampoo, soap, spices, honey, cinnamon, sauces, and a lot more into the disgusting water.
I didn’t know what he did, so I brought it outside for Scruffy and Boots to drink. When I put it down Boots knocked it over, so that the water was on Boots and Scruffy. I stood in horror as they morphed together and became a donkey! It had small pointy ears, big brown eyes, long scruffy hair, skinny legs and arms, a small, round, fat body, and a very long tail. That is how I got a donkey.
February 26th, 2008 at 8:50 am
Pigfly
The school science fair was tomorrow, and my teacher made everyone participate, so I was at home working on it. I’m not really good at science ,so I decided to start mixing some liquids together. First I took a green liquid and mixed it with some water. Nothing happened. Then I took a red liquid and a blue one and mixed those. It started to bubble, so I observed.
Suddenly, my pig came in the room and pushed my poison to the ground, she started to drink it. Then a butterfly flew in from my window and my pig accidentally ate it. He started to shake a little. Then all of the sudden he started to grow wings and a pair of antennas. It was the most amazing thing I have ever seen!
Then I thought that my pig would be a great science fair project. I called him a Pigfly. I ended up winning first place. I went home and started to think of something that would undo this creation.
February 26th, 2008 at 9:13 am
The Frizster
Once upon a time there was a beautiful girl named Isabella, she had the most beautiful hair in the world. Everyone wanted her hair, because it was so soft, silky, shiny, and it never got frizzy! One day when Isabella was walking to the bathroom to wash her beautiful hair, she noticed she was out of shampoo. So she walked over to the market, and they didn’t have her shampoo. She didn’t know what to do, so she bought a different kind.
When she got home later that day, she washed her beautiful hair, then went to bed. When she woke up the next morning she went to look at her self in the mirror like she does every morning, but today was different when she looked at her self she screamed! Her hair had gotten extremely frizzy, and then turned into a afro. All of a sudden she started to notice her body started growing frizzy hair, faster and faster. She didn’t know what to do. So she put on a space suit and a big hat to put on her head to cover her afro.
When she got to school everybody stared at her and started running and screaming saying “ Ah, the frizster is going to eat us!” So she started running down the halls running and crying down the halls as she grew taller and taller and squished things too. All of a sudden she heard someone saying Isabella, Isabella, then she woke and and knew it was all just a dream. Isabella was so happy that her hair was back to normal again!
February 26th, 2008 at 9:29 am
The Diger
One day my mom took me to the zoo and I loved animals, so I wanted to work at a zoo. I did and something bad happened. One day I was working on a project to cure a certain type of disease. When all of the sudden the lights went out. Ahhh! Mommy! Cool! Nothing was working, I couldn’t see anything at all.
Then the generator kicked on and the lights were on and everyone was calm. I turned on the TV and the news said that there was a severe thunderstorm heading our way. Its a good thing that the zoo is indoors. I walked down stairs and went to the animal cages to try to calm the animals down. I went to the exhibit to make sure that everyone was okay. Then all of the sudden bang! Boom! There were noises and things were hitting the zoo!
I looked out the side there was a tornado the animals went crazy and broke out of there cages and were running everywhere including the duck and the tiger. Then the tiger ran into the table with my experiments and they fell all over it. The tiger was still running and ran into the duck. They morphed creating a diger! It was big with webbed feet and humongous claws. I ran out of the zoo screaming like a baby, then everything went downhill from there.
February 26th, 2008 at 9:43 am
CHOG
One day on a hot summer in Texas, a girl by the name Arshae’ Elizabeth McDanielieds a 12 year old, had two brothers,one name was Stevey and he was 13 and the other ones name was Martin and he was 15. Arshae’ also had a dog by the name of Diamond. Diamond was a brown dog with hazel eyes.She was a very good dog. She loved playng out side with the frizbee and she loved to play fetch with the stick, and she loved to eat too.
Later on on the day Arshae’ was walking her dog and she saw a big building with a sign that siad,”COME NOW:FREE FOOD,SWIMMING,ATS AND CRAFTS AND MUCH MORE!!!” So Arshae’ went to go get her older brother Martin and she showed him the sign and he signed her up without an argument.He left and he looked like he wanted to stay too but he was too old.The age limit only went from 5-14.But he was okay.
The next day Arshae brought Diamond because it was pet day and she saw lots of dogs there.When Diamond came in she looked around and started to bark along with the rest of the dogs. All of a sudden Diamond ran off and Arshae’ was screaming, “no no no!!!!” but Diamond still ran!Arshae’ was running into barking dogs and she saw Diamond run into a room. She went after her! When she finally got there she looked at the sign on the door that said “SCIENCE LAB….DO NOT ENTER!!!!” Arshae’ walked into the room anyway and she saw Diamond.As Arshae’ began to walk towards the Diamomd she was crying. Diamond was barking and she went wild!!! She knocked over beakers,chemicals and many other things!!It was a disaster! Arshae’ started to yell at the dog.Then all of a sudden Diamond knocked over a big beaker that said, “caution: hot at all times…may cause change!!!” Arshae’ was running to scoot the chemical over,but Diamond got there first.She spilled it all over her body!!It made a loud noise!!!
It wasn’t pretty!! The dog was half dog half cheetoh!! Arshae was wordless all she could say was, “my do-do-ggggggg…..n-n-n-o!!!!” Cheese started coming down his mouth and it was scary!!Arshae’ ran out and the dog was making weird noises like “kokokokokokokkkokokokoko!!!!!!” For the rest of Diamond’s mixed up life she was no diamond any more she was a story to be told…..CHOG!!!!!
February 26th, 2008 at 9:44 am
Chipiger
One a foggy rainy night two years from today Prof. Fizzy was staying late that night to do some experiment. The wind knock over the beaker that contains the DNA of the Chimp .When that fell over it the DNA of the Tiger. They formed together they were named the chimpiger.
Prof. Fizzy did not now this happened so he went home. The next morning he was riding in the New York traffic. When he finally got inside the whole lab was destroyed. Every thing was destroyed the tubes and every thing.
He did now who did this so he called the police thinking it was a robbery they looked around. They tried to tell him what they thought might of happened but Prof. Fizzy did not agree with them. He drove home that night there he saw it 9ft tall 8ft wide! Big black fur has black as the night and orange stripes. He was sitting one a really big building. It took four long days to get him down without harming it. They caged him and set him free in the jungles of Africa no one knows what he is doing now only time can tell.
February 26th, 2008 at 9:55 am
Monkeypus
Prof. Bananas and Prof.Webbfoot were trying out a new experiment. They were trying to turn an elephant into a duck with a special potion. The potion was bubbling like mad. The two professors were crazy about experimenting with animals.
When Prof. Webbfoot got on the ladder to reach the elephant, Prof. Bananas handed him the potion. The elephant gave a little whine, which Prof. Bananas thought was amusing. He started to taunt the elephant to make it whine.This enraged the elephant. Right when Prof. Webbfoot was about to pour the potion, the elephant charged at Prof. Bananas knocking the potion away from Prof. Webbfoot. The elephant broke two animals out of their cages during its rampage. The two animals were a platypus and a monkey.
The potion was just sitting on the ground. The elephant noticed it and picked it up. But when he saw Prof. Bananas hiding he charged, throwing the potion in the air. Before Prof.Webbfoot could do anything the potion splattered all over the monkey and the platypus! Soon there was wind and rain and papers and potions flying everywhere. Suddenly, everything stopped. An animal approached the surprised Professors. It had big ears, and a duck- like mouth. It had a tail that swung from side to side. It was a monkeypus!
The creature instantly started looking around. It messed around with pencils, papers, and books. The Professors were so surprised that they just stared at it in awe. Finally coming back to reality, they thought they could tame their wonderful creation. So, they grabbed a net and ran after the monkeypus. When the monkeypus finally escaped the lab, it ran away forever. Prof. Webbfoot and Prof. Bananas never got to have a pet.
THE END
February 26th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Sponge Bob and Patrick Fairly Pants
One day Sponge Bob and Patrick were going to the carnival, so Sponge Bob used his magic powers to get there faster when they were there Sponge Bob was so exited to get on the roller coster, so Sponge Bob said why don’t you come and ride it with me Patrick? But Patrick started running around and screaming NOOOOO!!!!!! NOT AGAIN, what happen Patrick? Last time I rode a roller coster I lost my best friend. Who was your best friend? My fairly Blanky Pants.
Then Sponge Bob Fairly Pants went home crying, because he thought he was Patrick’s best friend. Then Sponge Bob took the Fairly BFF ring and he was about to disappear the ring for ever, but Patrick Fairly Pants came and said you are my best friend now because I don’t have Blanky any more.
Now they decided to be best friends again so they went to the carnival again, but it started raining so Patrick slipped and Blanky came out of Patrick’s pocket, when Patrick saw his best friend back he left and started all over again.
February 26th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Togurtle
One day when I was in my lab mixing a together poshion. I had my test subjects a turtle and dog in their cages. They were watching me to mix my poshion and I knew I had to be careful. The floor was really wet and I slioed and let my animals out of their cages. Then I spiled my together poshion all over the floor.
I watched as my dog and turtle form together. My new animal had a turtles body and a dogs head. I was a little scared of my animal at first becauce of the way it looked. Then I found out my animal was really sweet. I then couldn’t wait to run some test test on my new animal. I found out my animal could bark like a dog but it was really slow like a turtle.
I then spent some time looking for more animals to put together. I also spent some time looking for a way to meke them two different animals again. I had so much fun that day. I will never forget the day my turtle and dog came together to form a togurtle.
February 26th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Tiger-Man
Hi I’m Brett people call me Mike though. Don’t ask why because I have no idea why. I ‘m a tiger-man half tiger half man. More like two thirds tiger one third man. All I can do is talk everything else is tiger. Your probably wondering why I’m a tiger-man. Well it’s a long story.
It all started in second grade this kid Ethan (yea I know what kind of name is Ethan). I took his cookie and he’s hated me ever since. Lets fast forward, I’m walking to the ice cream man. I’m going to order my twisty cone you know the one with sponge bob dora pants on it. Then Ethan pops out of nowhere and screams,“I told you not to,” trying to sound all evil. I thought to myself what is this the 37th time he has tried to attack me. “I said Ethan what are you doing?” “Turning you into a tiger man.” “Yea right, last time it was a giraffe, the time before that a platypus, and the time before that an elephant mixed with a wild buffalo!” “You are the craziest person in the world.” “At least I dont steal cookies!” “It didn’t even taste good.”But I like the cookie.” After that I just shook my head and walked away. Then he pulls out this ray gun thing and shoots me and I passed out, I mean it really did something to me! When I woke up I was in a box, yea a box. Still open though and felt kind of funny I tried to get up and I got shot with a tranquilizer gun. I looked at my hand where I got shoot and I saw a paw!
Next thing I know I’m in this very large cage thing with bushes and a ponds. I look around and their’s people looking at me calling me Mike ( no idea why),and saying look, look little Jimmy look at the tiger. I went over to the pond and I looked at it and in the reflection I saw a Tiger! Well what do you know he did turn me into a tiger-man.
The people treat me like a king they feed me, care for me,and they sometimes even take me to football games! The people also admire me, it seems like everybody wants to be me, witch does not surprise me. I have this big building behind me and on the windows is a picture of me. I still had no idea where I was. So one day this kid walks
by, I think his name was Brett too. Anyway I look at his shirt and it had a big LSU on it.
Ethan probably thinks he won. Really I did because it’s awesome here. Except it’s really loud on Saturday. Its probably a bunch college kids. It’s the best here at LSU Anyway I just have one more
problem why do they call me Mike?
February 26th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
We were at my best budd’s house, Dexter’s house, Friday night working on a science experiment for the Science Fair, in Dexter’s secret laboratory. We had to pick partners in class, and Dexter chose me, Albert Einstein, to be his partner.We were the smartest people in class, and everyone was looking forward to seeing our project. Dexter and I were going to build a ray that could scramble the atoms and cells of your DNA. The guide lines for the Sceince Fair were to:
1. Build an object.
2.Make sure it could work.
3Enter the object into the science fair.
-A day and 3 hours later-
Dexter is yelling for me to get to work, and so we will have the science experiment ready,and we can start working the board pronto. Now it is 8:30p.m., and we are almost done, but all we have to do is add the finishing touches, and we have to test it. Now it is about 10:05p.m., and we are done. Later we going to go looking for something that we could attach, or combine, so finally we thought at the same time, why not attach ourselves together. Later we try to find a vollenteer to activate the contraption. I think why not Dede ( Dexter’s sister) , but Dexter thinks his dad. So we go get his dad.
Finally we cought up to him before he left to go to the store. We asked him if he could help us with the project, but he really needs to get some groceries, so we go to Phenias and Ferb’s house to asked them if they could activate the machine. They then came quickly to Dexter’s house and into his laboratory. It’s go time! Phenias and Ferb flipped the switch. Boom, Bam, Boom, Bipity, Bopity, Boo. The contraption worked. Phenias and Ferb were so proud of us, thought we would win the Science Fair.
-A week later-
The Science Fair! We had to go to the school auditorium because that is were the Science Fair was held. Dexter and I were setting up our equipment when we saw Josh Nickels and Mendy Crincha setting up their equipment, that was about the history of rays. About twenty minutes later it was time to present. Everyone was so amazed with our project that they didn’t even pay attention to Josh’s and Mendy’s project.We were going to win. Everyone was estatic about our project.The judges did award us the blue ribbon! We proved ourselves worthy. Everyone loved our project. This was our moment until Josh said how are you going to unattach yourselves. We said with the help of Phenias and Ferb.
February 27th, 2008 at 6:57 am
Squirrelman One day in my lab my father and I were working on a top secret project. We were trying to turn animals in to a human. “ Dad get the animal.” I said. My dad got animal , but it got lose and knocked over all the beakers. “ Dad watch out.” I said looking so scared that it would hurt him. “ Help me.” said dad. I went over there to help , I was to late the animal knocked over a very important chemical on my dad.
“ HHHHEEEELLLLPPPP!!!!!!!.” Yelled dad while the liquid burned into his flesh. I was so scared I couldn’t move I was frozen watching my dad being burned by the chemical. He yelled so loud the whole city could hear him. After the burning stoped he turned brown with thick hair. He had brown eyes and a tail. I ran to the beaker it was label X-squirrel. He was still a man , but half squirrel. He was like a squirrelman. “ sniff sniff .” squirrelman did. I stood up , but he knocked me down hard.
I got up again. Before he ran I strapped him down. As he was strapped down I ran to the shelf with the very dangerous chemicals . “where is it , come on.” I said realizing it was the antidote was the project I was working on. It was right next to squirrelman and he had already broken a strap. I ran to the chemical and got it. I poured the chemical on squirrelman and turned back into my dad. While this was happening a little drop of it got on me. “oh no.”!!!!
February 27th, 2008 at 9:27 am
Mouseirilla
“Boy it sure is a nice day!” said Mr. Goerge looking at the news paper over a cup of coffee. He does not know that this is his last day on Earth. Mr. Goerge gets in his blue car. On his way to work he stops at a road block. “Sir please step out of the car and go directly home.” Said a policeman, “Hey! I’m the CEO of Blue Pants studio, and I am go…uuhhhh never mind.”
As he was saying this a giant mouse was getting closer and closer. He sped out of the way as a 35 ft. foot crashed and squashed the policeman! Mr. Goerge took ou…uuhhhh he just got laser beamed!…RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!! !!BOOM!!
“This is ace reporter Thomas live from Salvation City. I’m here with the narrator who has recently been squashed. So Mr. Narrator how did this happen?” “Well Doc. Stupid made a mistake in L4xBxMK an….” “Ok, Mr. Narrator we don’t all that.” “Ok, then well it wrong and …wasn’t it supposed to be a mouse and a guerrilla?” “ HEY IT’S GONE!!!!” Then everybody did the Cha Cha to celebrate (their in Mexico).
“AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! A GUERRILLA!” Said a mindless background character. Soon the military arrive with big guns to blow up the guerrilla. “This is CNN ace reporter. Rory here in the city and…….(girly scream). It has the
Governor and camera man! Hey maybe he can get some good shots!”
Meanwhile Doc. Stupid was working on a formula to fix Mouseirilla. “Servant!” said Doc. Stupid “Get me a D.P. with a brownie I want to eat before I test this formula.” 30 min. later… “Finally I have done something right! Servant take this to General Waxypax now!” The servant did as he was told and due to he natural clumsiness he droped it on Mouseirrilla! Unfortunately he saved the day but he fell into the sewer. I forgot one thing…their all ant!!
THE END
February 27th, 2008 at 9:36 am
Mosquitiger
Along time ago there was a forest ,but not just any forest . This forest had a waterfall with a mad scientist living next to it . Every time the scientist would mess up on an experiment he would throw all the toxic waste in the waterfall , but this night the scientist was working on something huge . He messed up and threw 10 big barrels of toxic waste in the water.
The next day there was a big thunderstorm and a mosquito was flying around . The mosquito tried to look for something to eat . Then he found a big tiger by the waterfall , he flew to it and he drove his needle in it and started to suck the blood . A tree fell down and scared the tiger and then he fell in the waterfall with the mosquito still on him. When they came out of the waterfall all the forest creatures ran away. The tiger looked in the water and saw his reflection, was the ugliest thing ever . It was a tiger but with mosquito legs and a needle stuck in his nose.
No one liked that thing in the forest so all the forest creatures kicked them out . They went to the city and everyone got scared and ran away. The police came but when the scientists got there they said they would take care of it . So the scientists took it to the lab and tried to think of a name for it. One scientist stood up and said”since it is a mosquito and a tiger we should call it mosquitiger ”. They all agreed. The next day their was a million scientist around the lab asking where it came from and what happened to it.
They all found out that it was because a mosquito was biting a tiger and some kind of toxic waste fell on it. They were all thinking of what toxic waste could of done this. That very second the mad scientist from the forest said it might of fallen to the waterfall I live by. Then the scientists thought if they could get a mosquito on a tiger and push the tiger in the waterfall they could get another mosquitiger. So thats exactly what they did. Of course the first 2746 times they tried to do it the tiger got mad and pushed the scientist in the waterfall . Most of the scientists turned into superheroes, but thats a different story. So thats how the mosquitiger story go’s.
February 28th, 2008 at 6:53 am
Hi my name is 00dolfin.im half 007 and half dolphin. My ex-name is 007. I soused to work for MI6.When I turned to 00dolfin I was fired and thrown out on the streets. Soon I became a well known cop, then from there I worked my way up and was offered to join a super secret classified service that I don’t even know the true name of it to protect its identate. Now I will tell you why I became 00dolphin.
I had just put Darth monkey in prison. He was wanted in over 73 countries for kidnapping for ransom. I went back to my lab/ home. When I got there my private scientist showed me all his new inventions. About 2 hours later I thought he was finally done, but the man make so much stuff I don’t even have time to use it, so of course he had to show me one more thing.”I call it Bindomimorphea.”After 10 minits of being explained to I just walked away, then I herd barking, I turned around and my scientist was was about to morph my dog and and dolphin on brain ehancers.Intinktivly I ran to save my dog,i dived and pulled my dog from the dolphin. I saved him but un-instinctively I went into the solution of Bindomimorphea.I started to hear crash,crash,bang,and started seeing flashes of suddenly I was knocked out.When I woke up I noticed I had fins for hands. I was long,Grey and a shiny sleek body. I was a 00dolphin.
All of a sudden I started flipping on the ground like a fish out of water. I practically was but I was able to breath because of my half lungs half gills that also let me breath and swim under water.I was able to swim under cover,talk to other fish,etc.Thats how I became a 00dolphin.
February 28th, 2008 at 7:01 am
Double O Dolphin
Hi my name is 00dolfin.im half 007 and half dolphin. My ex-name is 007. I soused to work for MI6.When I turned to 00dolfin I was fired and thrown out on the streets. Soon I became a well known cop, then from there I worked my way up and was offered to join a super secret classified service that I don’t even know the true name of it to protect its identate. Now I will tell you why I became 00dolphin.
I had just put Darth monkey in prison. He was wanted in over 73 countries for kidnapping for ransom. I went back to my lab/ home. When I got there my private scientist showed me all his new inventions. About 2 hours later I thought he was finally done, but the man make so much stuff I don’t even have time to use it, so of course he had to show me one more thing.”I call it Bindomimorphea.”After 10 minits of being explained to I just walked away, then I herd barking, I turned around and my scientist was was about to morph my dog and and dolphin on brain ehancers.Intinktivly I ran to save my dog,i dived and pulled my dog from the dolphin. I saved him but un-instinctively I went into the solution of Bindomimorphea.I started to hear crash,crash,bang,and started seeing flashes of suddenly I was knocked out.When I woke up I noticed I had fins for hands. I was long,Grey and a shiny sleek body. I was a 00dolphin.
All of a sudden I started flipping on the ground like a fish out of water. I practically was but I was able to breath because of my half lungs half gills that also let me breath and swim under water.I was able to swim under cover,talk to other fish,etc.Thats how I became a 00dolphin.